[<Burashka>]

Знакомлюсь на Yahoo!Personals. Нашла профайл мальчика... Бля, чуть не уссалась)) Бывают же такие афтары)) Читайте)



My last relationship ended rather abruptly. A cop pulled me over one day to tell me that my girlfriend had fallen out of the car 5 blocks back. My reaction was, “thank god! I thought I had gone deaf!”



I'm from a big family and have 4 younger brothers. Lot's of Irish in our blood. These days we're like 5 best friends, but as kids my parents might as well have been hockey referees. It was a fun environment to grow up in though and produced lots of good stories. My parents took us lots of places as kids, but we always found our way back. I don't think they hated us, but our bath toys were a toaster and a radio. My mother was the worst cook. In my house we prayed AFTER we ate. My father used to make fun of her for being afraid of the dark. But she says that ever since she saw him with no clothes on she's afraid of the light. My grandmother is in her mid 80's and doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight out of the bottle...



During the day I work in institutional sales and specialize in technology stocks. I truly hope my clients make a killing in the market. I just hope they don't do it by shooting their broker. I take every opportunity possible to slack off on the job. They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the risk?



I love snowboarding, especially when our CEO thinks I'm visiting clients in Colorado. My best business meetings have been at Giants and A's day games - with no clients. I enjoy any live sports event, fishing, motorcycle riding, wine country trips, practical jokes, rodeos, outdoor concerts, shooting pool, piano playing, rule breaking, and causing trouble. My favorite beer is anything domestic, light, and cold.



I'd like to meet someone who can fly by the seat of their pants, isn't hung up on social norms, doesn't take life too seriously, and is well aware that "it's 5 o'clock somewhere..." And someone who isn't on a mission to find love. I'm a big skeptic when it comes to love. Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail...

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[Грин Свитер]

госспади божемой а фото у этого чуда есть?

[prosto hlo]

гы ))



только начало не поняла про девушку

[prosto hlo]

My mother was the worst cook. In my house we prayed AFTER we ate.

[<Burashka>]

Чу!Барашка.. госспади божемой а фото у этого чуда есть? -- есть... сча найду)))



ХЛОЯ_НЕВМЕНЯЕМАЯ -- про девочку он имел в виду, что она слишком много разговаривает))) блин, мальчик такой смешной)))



Вот он:







Такой сцукоирландец))))

[prosto hlo]

<Burashka>



кстати, пару шуток из его рассказа я уже где-то слышала

[<Burashka>]

ХЛОЯ_НЕВМЕНЯЕМАЯ мне тоже кажется это всё знакомым... но соединённое вместе оно даёт пострясающий эффект)))))))

[prosto hlo]

<Burashka>

давай какие-нибудь фотки свои и Лены

[<Burashka>]

ХЛОЯ_НЕВМЕНЯЕМАЯ у меня на работе нет